Alliteration angers Albanian Ambassador

The Albanian Ambassador to the UK, Aman Aramandan, has criticised the English press for constantly alliterating the headlines of stories that involve him.

The headlines involve classics such as:

"Aramandan 'andles army"
"Albania argues after ambassadorial arson attack"
"Aman accepts armistice after all"
"Albanian Ambassador: An Asshole"

Much of the British has yet to answer Mr Aramandan, perhaps ignoring his demands for the cessation of their 'unruly' behaviour.

Meanwhile, Albanian chiefs think Mr Aramandan's claims are bunk:

"The man has to get over it - he has too silly a name to be worried about things like this. He just has to get on with it and not be so touchy"

Are Albanian's always against alliteration? Aman Aramandan asserts: "ay"