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World renowned Psychic Madame Seer had a lot to say recently about forthcoming events. She sat down with me to give me a glimpse into what will shortly come to pass. I was quite eager to know what would happen in the future. She gave predictions on a variety of issues which I will share with you.

Terrorism - " ISIS will carry out another terrorist attack in Western Europe which will result in great destruction and the loss of many innocent lives. Major world leaders will openly condemn the incident. U.S. President Barack Obama will say nothing."

Law Enforcement - "Another young black man will be shot dead after a confrontation with a white police officer. Obama and Loretta Lynch will quickly blame the incident on racism without knowing all the facts. Rioting, looting and the burning down of another city by angry black mobs will ensue. The story will be in the news for the rest of the year. At the same time a young white man will be killed in an altercation with a white police officer. The public will know nothing about this incident."

Crime - "A young white male will punch an elderly black man in the head and knock him out. The incident will be caught on video. The assailant will be arrested and charged with a hate crime. A young black male will do a similar thing to an elderly white woman. He will get charged with simple battery."

Politics - "Black Lives Matter will interrupt another Donald Trump rally and assault white folks once again. They will deny the GOP nominee the right to speak while shamelessly calling him a racist who wants to divide America. Hillary Clinton and Obama will blame the whole incident on Trump."

Europe - "Middle Eastern refugees will sexually assault another young, blonde white woman in Germany. They will blame her for what happened because she had her head uncovered and was wearing a tube top and miniskirt. Chancellor Angela Merkel will get convenient laryngitis."

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#1 @ 2 years ago
by thingboard - Ghost

Have a feeling this sort of piece of work might just take over my entire life. :)

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#2 @ 2 years ago
by iron maiden3 - Ghost

thingboard wrote

Have a feeling this sort of piece of work might just take over my entire life. :)

What a waste of evryone's time, effort and energy. Ooops, silly post!

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#3 @ 2 years ago
by fyodor dostoyevsky - Ghost

iron maiden3 wrote

thingboard wrote

Have a feeling this sort of piece of work might just take over my entire life. :)

What a waste of evryone's time, effort and energy. Ooops, silly post!

I'm convinced that article's like this are made just to rile people and wind them up. Dump.

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#4 @ 2 years ago
by werner7 - Ghost

fyodor dostoyevsky wrote

iron maiden3 wrote

thingboard wrote

Have a feeling this sort of piece of work might just take over my entire life. :)

What a waste of evryone's time, effort and energy. Ooops, silly post!

I'm convinced that article's like this are made just to rile people and wind them up. Dump.

SNORE. IF I FALL ASLEEP AT ANY TIME, YOU'LL HAVE TO...

9 comments, registered 3 years ago
#5 @ 2 years ago
by thingboard - Ghost

iron maiden3 wrote

thingboard wrote

Have a feeling this sort of piece of work might just take over my entire life. :)

What a waste of evryone's time, effort and energy. Ooops, silly post!

And your point is? I have a feeling I'm not the true audience for this.

2 comments, registered 3 years ago
#6 @ 2 years ago
by Chess-Trick - Ghost

iron maiden3 wrote

thingboard wrote

Have a feeling this sort of piece of work might just take over my entire life. :)

What a waste of evryone's time, effort and energy. Ooops, silly post!

I just do not like this kind of thing, and it really bugs me that everyone else thinks its OK.

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