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Why Europe needs migrants

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1). Europeans are dying out and are not making enough children to replace the current populations.

2). Migrants are very fertile and typically have more children than the average European.

3). Europeans are too pale and bland-looking.

4). By contrast migrants are usually people of colour with exotic and interesting physical features.

5). European culture is too boring with their Beethoven, Mozart, Ballet, Riverdance, da Vinci, Monet and Michelangelo.

6). Migrants come from areas of the world that is rich in culture that can rival or better anything in Europe.

7). European cuisine is just tasteless and lacks seasoning.

8). The migrants' indigenous cuisine is mouth-watering, delicious, succulent and seasoned to perfection.

9). All Europeans are inherently racist and most of them either don't know it or are afraid to admit it.

10). Being among migrants will expose them for who they really are and show up their bigotry.

11). Everything that Europeans have was attained through savagery, murder, theft and the exploitation of other peoples.

12). Migrants in Europe are there to claim what rightfully belongs to them.





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#1 @ 7 years ago
by AntsBarracuda - Quiet veteran

I want someone to brand the author's * with the word 'nipple' as punishment for this. :(.

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#2 @ 7 years ago
by RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE - Ghost

AntsBarracuda wrote

I want someone to brand the author's * with the word 'nipple' as punishment for this. :(.

i wish people would just shut up and stop making this kind of comment. facepalm.

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#3 @ 7 years ago
by Boundary-Direction - Ghost

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE wrote

AntsBarracuda wrote

I want someone to brand the author's * with the word 'nipple' as punishment for this. :(.

i wish people would just shut up and stop making this kind of comment. facepalm.

I loved this.

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#4 @ 7 years ago
by year-rub7 - One-off wonder

Nonsense.

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