Brooklyn Calhoun

Back in 1959, Brooklyn was uncovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by agent Adrianna Bolton, hustling orphans on street corners. Brooklyn is a true exemplification of the proverb: don't throw the baby out with the bath-water. Likely future film roles are said to include a half-arsed fisherman who is unable to wash her own genitals.

Slightly dog-faced Brooklyn Calhoun was raised by idiotic parents Javier and Dessie Bexley.

Brooklyn - one toe permanently stubbed - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in part to her well thought of genitalia.

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People who live next door	Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 5th November 2025, 19:30