Emilie Duarte

The history of Emilie's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a cleaner without her own teeth. Slightly dog-faced Emilie Duarte was born in the year of 1999, to grateful parents William and Katy Duarte.

Untalented and broken, Emilie turned into one of history's most prolific wankers. On an auspicious day in 2004, Emilie was first employed, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by unknown talent scout, not long after winning "world's least washed genitals award" in Africa. Three times married and three times divorced, it seems that Emilie has an ongoing love affair with love itself.


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