The bread-basket that is Jessica Downs
Jessica is always on the lookout for slave labour. Jessica Downs started work as an inventive carpenter - someone who hoarded alphabetti spaghetti in order to compose works of art.
Rejection after rejection later, Jessica turned into one of the least well known members of his illustrious family. On new year's eve, 2011, Jessica was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by oft-hooded-director Austin Tate, who was at the time really excited about her new shoes.
Unsubstantiated rumours of future career possibilities as a dentist plague Jessica, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| If it doesn't squeal then it doesn't feel pain | Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 4th February 2025, 22:30 |
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