Kenneth Carney

The handsome profile of Kenneth Carney
The bread-basket that is Kenneth Carney

Though once famous for some sort of crime, Kenneth constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible people in the showbiz world. Currently unmarried, Kenneth is looking for any way out of the current situation.

Kenneth hopes to shortly accept roles being a factory worker. In 2015, Kenneth was picked up, while panhandling for scraps, by fellow acting star jimmie rowe, licking the dried remnants of food off a series of road cones. The talented Kenneth Carney was conceived during a wizard's banquet in Portland, to wonderful parents William and Frances Carney.


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The bastards 'ate my guts Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on BeebTV4, on 4th February 2025, 22:00




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