Michael Braun

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Michael, who was once a window cleaner, now finds himself without eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,. One times married and five times divorced, it seems that Michael has an ongoing love affair with love itself.

Although rumours abound about Michael, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" has forgotten how to tie his own shoes.

Slightly dog-faced Michael Braun (a mistake if ever nature made one) struck lucky by having been conceived by abusive and self-harming parents George and Kelsey Braun.

On an auspicious day in 1982, Michael was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by a agent Mary Hendrix, while holding down another job as a half-baked programmer.

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Slug it out with slugger Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 18th July 2019, 19:00
Lord of the Kings This programme is currently not showing.
Dance like yo legs is on fire! Next showing: on BeebTV, on 17th July 2019, 00:30
Lolsers Next showing: on BeebTV, on 20th July 2019, 13:30
Beer is refreshing Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 16th July 2019, 22:15
Loose men Next showing: on iTelevision, on 17th July 2019, 10:30
Rocco Bush This programme is currently not showing.
How do famous authors write such shit? Next showing: on BeebTV, on 22nd July 2019, 00:15

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