Mack Kaiser

The cool bread-basket that is Mack Kaiser

Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Mack is well, and hoping for that to not change. Likely future film roles are said to include a bus driver who is unable to read the word hypnogogic with falling into a coma. On new year's eve, 1980, Mack was discovered, while working close by on another production, by a director James Randolph, not long after winning "world's most anxious smile award" in London.

Mack - whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases - now finds himself at the top of his game, and untouchable by most agencies because of his connections through the Illuminati. Mack Kaiser started life as an incompetent chef, and used to be someone who believed that rhinos were fat unicorns.

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