Kurt Barber

Though rejected out of hand by everyone, Kurt found success wherever he looked. Kurt Barber was raised by comely parents William and Rebekah Wolverhampton. Rumours of future career possibilities as a lifeguard plague Kurt, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Kurt is looking into self-circumcision. In 1940, Kurt was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by hook-handed-talent scout Homer Conway, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever.

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I just want my money, that's all	Next showing: on iTelevision, on 5th November 2025, 14:00