Lena Lutz

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The human-computer that is Lena Lutz

Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Lena is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future. On 4th July, 1977, Lena was head-hunted, while pissing her life away, by someone pretending to be a talent scout Paula Russo, not long after winning "world's fattest flower prize" in London.

Rat-faced Lena Lutz was raised by idiotic parents William and Mary Plymouth. Rejection after rejection later, Lena showed the world that being this freaky ain't easy.

Lena hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being an energetic painter and an it guy.


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