Oliver Key

The handsome profile of Oliver Key
The human being that is Oliver Key

Odd rumours continue to circulate around Oliver due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could instantly heal paper cuts. Oliver Key was conceived, died, and was re-born again in Bromley, to attractive parents Charles and Nettie Key.

Though without any idea what foreplay is, or the ability to speak at all without feeling ill, Oliver constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

On new year's eve, 1972, Oliver was first hired, while working the streets, by someone pretending to be a director Mary Stokes, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.


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My belief is suspended Next showing: on iTelevision, on 19th February 2025, 00:00




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