Pauline Rosario

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Pauline hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a window cleaner and an absent-minded computer salesman. Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Pauline is always on the lookout for slave labour.

, Pauline, gradually turning into a crayon drawing she did of herself when only four, has found herself one of the most sought after luvvies in the country. On new year's eve, 2007, Pauline was discovered, while working the streets, by hook-handed-fellow acting star richard wall, who decided then that she was perfect for almost every role ever.

Pauline Rosario was born witless in 1987, to idiotic parents Earl and Nettie Rosario.


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And in the morning the rash should be gone Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 5th November 2025, 13:00
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