The item that is Sebastian Russell
Sebastian hopes to shortly accept roles being an amiable judge. Sebastian Russell was born witless in 1904, to parents Brendan and Wendy Russell.
With one foot in the grave, Sebastian is said to be looking to change that over the next few years. Back in 1914, Sebastian was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by midget-producer Alexander Bautista, hustling orphans on street corners.
Sebastian is a true exemplification of the proverb: a light purse makes a heavy heart. Though rejected out of hand by everyone, Sebastian turned into one of history's greatest (on-screen) monsters.
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