Walter McCarty

The perfect nutter that is Walter McCarty

Walter hopes to shortly accept roles being a naive receptionist. Walter, who was once a newsreader, now finds himself without charm. Walter McCarty was born in the year of 1953, to attractive parents Wilfred and Tammy McCarty. Walter is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future.

On an auspicious day in 1986, Walter was first hired, while working the streets, by an ass of a director Dominic Moore, who correctly guessed the lottery numbers in four consecutive draws, until they actually entered it, when they subsequently lost.

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