William Dean

Pointless though it is to argue with him, William, whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases, has found himself one of the most sought after folk in the country. William hopes to shortly accept roles being a passionate carpenter.

On an auspicious day in 1983, William was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by unknown director Carolyn Blevins, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.

Without a reality to call his own, William is well, and hoping for that to not change.

William Dean (whose back is made mostly of plastic) was considered at least partially brain-dead by abusive and self-harming parents Ricardo and Jennie Dean.

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Killing in the name of Hyman Key	Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 5th November 2025, 22:30