William Duarte

The handsome profile of William Duarte
The monster that is William Duarte

William Duarte was first employed as an assistant in a glue factory. William, who was once a respected fire fighter, now finds himself without much in the way of intelligence. Likely future film roles are said to include a drunk father who is unable to tie his own shoes.

On new year's eve, 1958, William was picked up, while pissing his life away, by little known director Kyle Dunlap, drinking from a paper bag a matter that was later found to be a remedy for bedwetting.

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: an old fox need learn no craft. William is looking to the future to provide succour and support.


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