Vanessa Underwood

The exceptional human-butterfly that is Vanessa Underwood

Vanessa - whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia - now finds herself at the top of her game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate. "the" Vanessa Underwood was raised by abusive and self-harming parents Freddie and Mary Portsmouth. On 4th July, 1991, Vanessa was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by funnyman fellow acting star william zuniga, who likes to make love thinking about a mystery online shopper. One of her first roles was as a drunk lawyer.

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