William Osborn

One of his first roles was as a half-arsed college graduate. On an auspicious day in 2005, William was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by midget-director Agnes Reilly, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.

William - gradually turning into a crayon drawing he did of himself when only four - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in part to his well thought of genitalia.

William Osborn (originally born a different gender ) struck lucky by having been conceived by parents Lowell and Kiara Osborn. With several awards already to his name, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come.

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Killing in the name of Hyman Key	Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 5th November 2025, 22:30