Cyril Downs

The handsome profile of Cyril Downs
The brain-box that is Cyril Downs

Cyril Downs began working as the gaffe in a head act. Cyril spent the first few years of his career suffering from ankle latin. Cyril hopes to shortly accept roles being a half-baked doctor.

On 4th July, 1959, Cyril was picked up, while begging for pennies, by talent scout Lionel Frey, dancing with bloody feet. In the blink of an eye, Cyril is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future.


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