Fake TV funny programmes and schedule for Thursday, 23rd January 2025

BeebTV iTelevision BeebTV4 Skience Fiktion

Thursday, 23rd January 2025

iTelevision

06:00	Wake up losers	News / political programme
	06:00AM to 08:30AM. Insulting breakfast show that tells the viewer to wake up and smell the coffee. Jet fuel can't melt steal beams View more details
08:30	Norma	Genital health show
	08:30AM to 09:00AM. Classically trained chef Norma turns her hand to problem solving people's relationship issues and venereal diseases. View more details
09:00	Holiday slums wish you were there	Current / consumer affairs
	09:00AM to 09:45AM. Available only for recording to VHS or Betamax. Guide to the latest trend in holidaying: the break away from everything and spending two weeks in slums, having your money stolen, and your family kidnapped. An orange leather faced white person to present - as yet undecided. View more details
09:45	Councils and how they (don't) work	Current / consumer affairs
	09:45AM to 10:30AM. Satire hosted by comedienne Mary Vaughn, examining how local councils function, and the "hilarious" things they spend a tiny bit of money on but makes you go "that's my money you bastards are wasting!!!". View more details
10:30	Loose men	Current / consumer affairs
	10:30AM to 11:30AM. Backslapping sexist pigs attempt to masquerade their show as relevant by occasionally discussing cancer. View more details
11:30	Not the whole penny	Current / consumer affairs
	11:30AM to 12:30PM. Business studies professor Mary Nixon investigates what happens to all those decimal parts of computed wage-slips that "get lost in the system somewhere". Interviews with the idiots behind Superman 3, and the geniuses behind Office Space. View more details
12:30	News in the Afternoon	News / political programme
	12:30PM to 13:00PM. Due to legal restrictions, you may only pause this program once Straight talking news show that doesn't shy away from showing you beheading videos. View more details
13:00	And in the morning the rash should be gone	Soap
	13:00PM to 13:30PM. It's always fun at the Doctors' - new drama series with Henry Key and Robert Key Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: As the proverb states: a miss is as good as a mile. Regardless of what occurs within this show, nobody will learn from their mistakes. The smell coming from next door is always blamed for the re-appearance of dry noodles. View more details
13:30	The street where you live	Soap
	13:30PM to 14:00PM. Truly award winning* soap based on a totally normal street near you. *Not actually award winning Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: What did happen last episode, anyway? A new arrival comes to visit. In the future, folk will look back at this and cry? Remember: half the cast voted for this storyline. View more details
14:00	I just want my money, that's all	Auction show
	14:00PM to 15:00PM. People stand around pretending to be interested while an old man wearing tweed tells them how much money their crap from the mantelpiece costs. View more details
15:00	Avery does crime & time	Crime / Murder mystery Series
	15:00PM to 16:00PM. Denim jeans salesman Lisa Avery performs a misdeed and is jailed in this weekly drek. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Sweet baby jesus and all his goblin minions is probably grateful for everything. As the saying goes: don't count your chickens before they are hatched. The looking backwards episode continues to haunt Blaine. Whatever recurs in this episode, nobody will learn from their mistakes. View more details
16:00	The investigator did it	Crime / Murder mystery Series
	16:00PM to 16:30PM. Weekly escapades of naughty detective Guilt, attempting to solve crimes that he himself committed. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: One hundred anthropomorphic resonances died in the making of this episode. George is left regretting reading the wrong newspapers, and he decides to drop clothes to the floor. Woodchuck has been chucked. Morally repugnant View more details
16:30	Hands-down pants-down	Quiz show
	16:30PM to 17:00PM. Wacky quiz in which contestants must guess who is their partner by examining their genitals. View more details
17:00	News close to you	News / political programme
	17:00PM to 17:30PM. A summary of all the regional drama that happened outisde the shopping centre near where you live. View more details
17:30	News in the Evening	News / political programme
	17:30PM to 19:00PM. Hope you're back from your day job, because this is what we feed you when you're too tired to move or find the remote control. View more details
19:00	All this used to be fields	Soap
	19:00PM to 19:30PM. Sexy young couples, old people, and nothing in between, all fight and flooze together in one amazing farming community. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: As someone uncovers the odd looks from strangers, bed sores eat all the food. Guy knows that the truth will be too painful for Maynard. And that's the end of that. View more details
19:30	People who live next door	Soap
	19:30PM to 20:00PM. Australian soap. Four hundred people dwell in a single street, presumably leading to a great deal of webbed-feet and confusion about which cousin is which. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Can Mary face the truth about worshipping false idols? Is left regretting sellotaping the letterbox shut each night before bed, and knows that the truth will be too painful for Karin. What won't the neighbours say? View more details
20:00	No leg to stand on	Current / consumer affairs
	20:00PM to 20:30PM. War journalist Freda Larsen introduces the latest in artifical limb technologies from unusual places. View more details
20:30	If it moves - kill it, screw it or give it up for adoption	Soap
	20:30PM to 21:00PM. Award winning soap in which the worst possible people are presented in a totally believable way. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Does anyone follow plot lines? Forgiveness is hard to come by. Everyone forgets what happened recently. Everyone wonders what horrors will be next. And that's the end of that. View more details
21:00	I done killed the witch	Documentary
	21:00PM to 22:00PM. Available only for recording to VHS or Betamax. The series borne from the 30 minute documentary that originally aired as "Oz, 2014 - it's not Kansas anymore. Come to think of it, it never was, it was Oz.". Get ready for L. Frank Baum's classic to get horribly murdered with a combination of poor grammar and bright scenery. View more details
22:00	Surely it's too late for news?!	News / political programme
	22:00PM to 22:30PM. It's never too late. Even though you've been following all the news throughout the day on your smartphone. View more details
22:30	The garrulous inner workings of Michael Foster	Historical / Period Drama Series
	22:30PM to 23:30PM. In learning that the spleen is in permanent discombobulation by the ephineral mascurtium, Michael Foster seeks each week to discover and extract the leaves of several coniferous sproutings, that were once baked in the ovens at Windsor, to distil a brew so imbued with corrective assertion so as to remedy and eventually cause to repair the underlying disassociative object in question. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: The trouble with eating squirrel meat begins to change the overall effect of the forty two jelly babies. View more details
23:30	Do what you gotta do	Hospital drama
	23:30PM to 00:30AM. Doctors gather together each week to ignore the wishes of their patients and patronise everyone. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: George is growing a moustache. Does anyone follow plot lines? The trouble with stroking someone else's beard begins to change the overall effect of the tea and biscuits. Mathematically, anything is possible. Or not. View more details
00:30	Mary Russo	Chat show
	00:30AM to 02:00AM. Chat show, only about half as interesting. View more details

Show programmes for ...

Funny TV programme schedule for iTelevision

iTelevision

More from Laughsend