Miguel Hardin

The simplest meat object that is Miguel Hardin

Four prongs short of a fork, Miguel, who can bleed from the nose on command, has found himself one of the most sought after people in the country. On an auspicious day in 2011, Miguel was picked up, while working close by on another production, by someone pretending to be a talent scout Raymond Spence, trying to get donations for a fake charity.

Miguel Hardin began working as a librarian; one of those who in their youth joined a progressive rock band in order to "fit in". Amusing rumours continue to circulate around Miguel due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could translate cat mewling into cogent arguments against daytime television.

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