Rufus Mooney

The handsome profile of Rufus Mooney
The rich bread-basket that is Rufus Mooney

"the" Rufus Mooney was conceived on a portentous day in Maidstone, to parents Clarence and Mary Mooney. Unusual rumours of future career possibilities as a cleaner plague Rufus, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Rufus constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible bodies in the showbiz world.

On an auspicious day in 1986, Rufus was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by fellow acting star julia parsons, who regularly shares his food with a narwhal.


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If it doesn't squeal then it doesn't feel pain Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 4th February 2025, 22:30




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