Winston Clarke

The handsome profile of Winston Clarke
The bizarre biscuit that is Winston Clarke

On new year's eve, 1930, Winston was picked up, while sleeping on the streets, by top-fellow acting star wilma estes, while holding down another job as a cleaner. Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Winston constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible weirdos in the showbiz world. Winston Clarke was raised by self-harming parents Jeremy and Melissa Albuquerque.

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: an onion a day keeps everyone away.

Shortly after his first gender reassignment, Winston is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future. The history of Winston's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a mother without a permanent home.


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Get your balls out of my court Next showing: on BeebTV, on 10th February 2025, 10:30
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