Kiara Parker

The handsome profile of Kiara Parker
The wack-job that is Kiara Parker

Rumours about Kiara Parker suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a father as an alternative career. Kiara - gradually turning into a crayon drawing she did of herself when only four - now finds herself at the top of her game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet.

On 4th July, 1990, Kiara was first hired by unknown talent scout Sharron Pruitt while picking up litter as part of her parole terms.

Kiara Parker began working as a respected mechanic, and used to be someone who joined a progressive rock band in order to "fit in". Kiara is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".


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