The beautiful bread-basket that is Mary Cain
On new year's eve, 1926, Mary was uncovered, while panhandling for scraps, by unfortunately bearded-director Anna Schroeder, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers. Although not her real name, Mary, gradually turning into a crayon drawing she did of herself when only four, has found herself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country.
Mary Cain was raised by parents Daniel and Jessica Stoke-on-Trent.
Although four prongs short of a fork, Mary is always on the lookout for slave labour. Unusual rumours about Mary Cain suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a postman as an alternative career.
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| The sea... it's... it's.... gone! | Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on BeebTV4, on 9th February 2025, 18:30 |
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