Mary Fitzpatrick

Though without a professional haircut, or her own teeth, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Mary Fitzpatrick started life as a gynaecologist, and used to be someone who believed Hitler would have turned out OK if he'd just met the right jewish girl.

Mary is said to be looking to change that over the next few years.

Mary's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a level-headed mother.

Back in 1979, Mary was first hired by top-director, not long after winning "world's fattest flower prize" in New York.

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If it's in my pants drawer, am I forced to wear it?	Next showing: Season 4, Episode 1 on BeebTV, on 9th November 2025, 15:30