Oscar Hurley

Although rumours abound about Oscar, the former winner of "tiniest organ award" is becoming increasingly unwell, and less able to function in society. On an auspicious day in 1961, Oscar was picked up, while working close by on another production, by agent Alissa Bright, who is one short DNA step away from being a lion. Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Oscar is now thought to be amongst the most eligible people in the world.

Child-star Oscar Hurley was conceived during a wizard's banquet in Sheffield, to abusive and self-harming parents Skyler and Nancy Hurley.

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Not the whole penny	Next showing: on iTelevision, on 5th November 2025, 11:30