Justin Rollins

The handsome profile of Justin Rollins
The nutter that is Justin Rollins

In 1915, Justin was head-hunted, while panhandling for scraps, by someone pretending to be a talent scout Skyler Hays, not long after winning "world's most anxious smile award" in Zimbabwe. Justin Rollins began life as an egotistical secretary - someone who thought donkeys were baby horses. Justin - face like a steering wheel of an old car - now finds himself at the top of his game, and untouchable by most agencies because of his connections through the Illuminati. Unsubstantiated rumours about Justin Rollins suggest that he will soon turn to becoming an amiable farmer as an alternative career.

Although four prongs short of a fork, Justin is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.


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