Margaret Velazquez

The brute that is Margaret Velazquez

In 2004, Margaret was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by director Angelina Olson, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers. Unusual rumours of future career possibilities as an amiable butcher plague Margaret, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Rat-faced Margaret Velazquez was raised by wonderful parents Robert and Lucretia Medway. Margaret spent the first few years of her life suffering from gastroesophageal reflux.

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