Ralph Kidd

The brain-box that is Ralph Kidd

Rat-faced Ralph Kidd was conceived at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in Milwaukee, to abusive parents Sylvester and Mary Kidd. With no future in sight, Ralph is looking to the future to provide succour and support. In 1987, Ralph was discovered, while pissing his life away, by a fellow acting star monique key, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers. Ralph, who was once a politician, now finds himself without a pot to piss in. Ralph's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming an egotistical dentist.

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