Robert Matthews

Likely future film roles are said to include a mechanic who is unable to tie his own shoes. Pointless though it is to argue with him, Robert, whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases, has found himself one of the most sought after bodies in the country.

On 4th July, 1981, Robert was uncovered, while sleeping on the streets, by director, refusing to take the money thrust at him by strangers.

Robert Matthews started life as an architect - someone who voted in the election that put * that * absolute cretin into power.

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Weekly MP bribe	Next showing: on iTelevision, on 5th November 2025, 20:00