Virginia Maynard

The handsome profile of Virginia Maynard
The meat object that is Virginia Maynard

On an auspicious day in 1982, Virginia was discovered by an ass of a talent scout Bruce Church, refusing to take the money thrust at her by strangers. Four times married and three times divorced, it seems that Virginia has an ongoing love affair with love itself.

Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Virginia is now thought to be amongst the most eligible bodies in the world. Virginia Maynard was born at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in 1981, to attractive parents Jason and Hester Maynard.

Unsubstantiated rumours about Virginia Maynard suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a carpenter as an alternative career.


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