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Black Lives Matter and La Raza planning massive riots if Trump wins Presidency

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In a sign of two groups coming together to defeat a common enemy, Black Lives Matter and La Raza are planning massive riots across all fifty states on Tuesday night if Donald Trump wins the Presidency. On its official website, the controversial BLM movement said:

"Black people and Hispanics mobilize and arm yourselves. That cracka Trump must not win the White House. Do everything in your power to ensure that Hillary wins. And if God forbid, Trump wins, America will not sleep. Black Lives Matter and our Hispanic brothers and sisters in La Raza are going to spread terror across all fifty states. We know that they are standing in solidarity with us."

On La Raza's official Facebook page, the group put out this statement:

"If that racist gringo Trump becomes President on Tuesday we will ensure that all hell will break loose. We stand whole-heartedly with Black Lives Matter on this issue."

Asked to give her opinion on this latest controversy to plague the race for the White House, Mrs. Clinton said:

"Mr. Trump has brought all this on himself with his hateful, racist, divisive rhetoric. That said, I don't think that's going to happen because Trump will not be the next President. I will."

In his response Mr. Trump had this to say:

"So we have a woman who once referred to African American youths as "super predators," called my supporters "deplorables" and even labelled them as racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic and Islamaphobic, her campaign chairman even referred to Hispanics as "needy Latinos" and now her supporters are threatening anarchy if democracy prevails and I become the next President, yet she doesn't condemn it and she has the shameless audacity to call me hateful, racist and divisive. And that's only some of the reasons why I call her Crooked Hillary. The others are too innumerable to mention."

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