Brit sports star Britt Sports today found its non-cisgendered self in trouble, for calling the paparazzi that were chasing him 'faggots' - which, as everyone knows, is a term meaning "bundle of sticks". The star, famous for appearing on Big Brother as a celebrity bobsleigh, was seen running from a chasing pack photographers before climbing into a camper van that was emblazoned with stickers on the rear-bumper depicting Calvin peeing on Hobbes, and celebrating animal marriage.
Sports, 43, is well known for its usual calm and utterly deplorable manner, and the UK press has long since made him/her/it/other a target after last year's Hello magazine made suggestions that Sports was either pre- or post- op. Although Tumblr is awash with fake celeb images of Sports in various states of dress/undress/insertion, the British paparazzi dream at the moment is in discovering whether or not Britt Sports has an Adam's Apple.
"We'd love to get Sports bang to rights. After the Levinson enquiry earlier this year when Sports sat in court and hit us all for six with outrageous claims like how us photo journalists are unpleasant chaps and chapettes, we'd all like to see a drop of a peg or two."
The big question on everyone's lips is whether Sports' fame will be damaged by this latest 'faggot' incident. Facebook groups have already sprung up defending the rights of bundles of sticks, and distancing themselves as much as possible from paparazzi links.
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