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SATIRE, Illinois: Celebrity nude photos, including those of the star of Hunger Games, Jennifer Lawrence, are quickly being added to the internet despite law firms' attempts to issue cease and desist orders. Many sites are choosing not to remove the material, and may yet end up in front of the eyes of some children, which may blind and/or disable them for life. Most analysts, however, have said that only adults have so far downloaded or viewed any of the material, but some groups disagree with that assessment.

"The problem here is that images like can be seen here in this situation are pretty much the most sought after material you can imagine. The act of sending and receiving nudes is a pretty much daily occurence amongst children from around 13 years onwards, having grown up in a world where SnapChat self nudes and Facebook penis photos are par for the course. I for one am constantly sending images of my johnson to people - it's part of life, in the same way that we go to the supermarket, or buy VHS videos from Blockbuster. Youngsters have definitely seen these photos."

The potential dangers for children, and some vulnerable adults, are illustrated in the case of Jeremy Jereboah, a 34 year old born-again Christian who lost his sight permanently while masturbating to stolen video footage of Pamela Anderson Lee performing various sex acts on her (then) husband, Tommy, in 1996. Although some doctors have said that Jeremy is a "lying little sh*t", his parents are adamant that he bears no blame for the incident.

Some celeb gossip sites like gawker and TMZ are well known for retaining copies of illicit material (naked photographs or sex videos) but so far have chosen to steer clear of presenting the images, of which there are said to be 13 or 14, of Jennifer Lawrence, or any of the other celebrities involved in the leaked nudes scandal.

A full list of all the celebrities known to have been alleged targets of the 2014 leaked nude iCloud photo scandal

  • Jennifer Lawrence
  • Kirsten Dunst
  • Kate Bosworth
  • Kim Kardashian
  • Scarlett Johansson
  • Selena Gomez
  • Rihanna
  • Aly and AJ Michalka
  • Aubrey Plaza
  • Abby Elliott
  • Avril Lavigne
  • Amber Heard
  • Brie Larson
  • Candice Swanepoel
  • Cara Delevigne
  • Emily Ratjakowski
  • Farrah Abraham
  • Gabrielle Union
  • Hayden Pannettiere
  • Hope Solo
  • Hillary Duff
  • Jenny McCarthy
  • Kayley Cuoco
  • Kate Upton
  • Keke Palmer
  • Krysten Ritter
  • Lea Michele
  • Lizzy Caplan
  • Mary Kate Olsen
  • Mary Elizabeth Winstead
  • Scarlet Johansson
  • Vanessa Hudgens
  • Wynona Ryder
  • Alison Brie
  • Dave Franco




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#1 @ 9 years ago
by Mouse-Advertisement13 - Ghost

THIS IS THE MOST AWESOMEEST PIECE OF WORK I'VE EVER SEEN ONLINE. EDITED: SORRY, FAKE POST!

:)

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#2 @ 9 years ago
by ORYX-HOLE7 - Ghost

off topic. :)

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#3 @ 9 years ago
by Richard Adams - Quiet veteran

ORYX-HOLE7 wrote

off topic. :)

COMMENTS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES... NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE...

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#4 @ 9 years ago
by edge_turn111 - Quiet veteran

Richard Adams wrote

ORYX-HOLE7 wrote

off topic. :)

COMMENTS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES... NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE...

You know when you turn on the radio and there are song lyrics in your head... thats like this moment.

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#5 @ 9 years ago
by v-lutz - Ghost

ORYX-HOLE7 wrote

off topic. :)

If I give you some money, will you go away? Stop feeding the troll.

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#6 @ 9 years ago
by Bushes Chamois - Quiet veteran

Now listen here you little wankers...

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#7 @ 9 years ago
by ORYX-HOLE7 - Ghost

Richard Adams wrote

ORYX-HOLE7 wrote

off topic. :)

COMMENTS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES... NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE...

and your point is? :)

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#8 @ 9 years ago
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ORYX-HOLE7 wrote

Richard Adams wrote

ORYX-HOLE7 wrote

off topic. :)

COMMENTS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES... NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE...

and your point is? :)

I thought it was funny. :)

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#9 @ 9 years ago
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v-lutz wrote

ORYX-HOLE7 wrote

off topic. :)

If I give you some money, will you go away? Stop feeding the troll.

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#10 @ 9 years ago
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vikram seth wrote

v-lutz wrote

ORYX-HOLE7 wrote

off topic. :)

If I give you some money, will you go away? Stop feeding the troll.

meh. there's no way this could be correct. :)

Who really wrote this - someone with chunks missing from their head? Nothing will stop me reading more on this site, but this came close. :(.

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