Good News And Bad News

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An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:

"I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"

Patient: "Well, let me have the bad news first."

Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left."

Patient: "Oh no That's just awful In two years my life will be over What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this "

Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."


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