Stories Archive by Month - January

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Angelina Jolie Says She's Not Monogamous In Marriage, But You Still Don't Have A Chance

Angelina Jolie Says She's Not Monogamous In Marriage, But You Still Don't Have A Chance

Hollywood, CA - Angelina Jolie, actress and wife to Brad Pitt, told Das Neue magazine that she doesn't believe in monogamy and that she and Brad Pitt live in an open marriage. "I doubt that fidelity

Manny Pacquiao - Floyd Mayweather Fight  On Hold Due To Rump Ranger Allegations

Manny Pacquiao - Floyd Mayweather Fight On Hold Due To Rump Ranger Allegations

The sports desk is reporting that the BIG dollar boxing match between Manny "Hit Ya' Both Ways" Pacquiao and Floyd "I Shower Alone" Mayweather has been put on hold due to claims of Rump Rangering

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Added: 28 December 2009
Tiger Woods To Buy European Country of Liechtenstein - Plans To Live There With Holly Sampson

Tiger Woods To Buy European Country of Liechtenstein - Plans To Live There With Holly Sampson

ORLANDO - Tiger Woods business manager Upton Courtquist has verified that the rumors about Woods purchasing a European country are in fact true. Courtquist stated that he has been in contact with representatives of the tiny

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Added: 28 December 2009
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Theologian Determines God's Iq - Intelligent Design Questioned

In post-modern times, 'intelligent design' is the theory most often offered as a challenge to Darwinian evolution. According to the theory of intelligent design, various physical structures, such as the human eye, are simply too well-made

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Added: 28 December 2009
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He's Back. The Cheating Chin Is Back!

In a Move that has got, 'Orrible Oscar, Motor Racing Correspondant, Absolutely Effing Fuming, Michael the Shoemaker is back in Formula Eins. The God of Constant Cheating, has Returned to Avenge his Spurned Lover. Herr Shoemaker,

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Cheryl Cole Squirts Some Bum-juice In A Taxi

It seems that over the recent weeks, Cheryl Cole's reputation has moved from being the 'Perfect Pop Princess' to the 'Pitiful Poo-Problemed Pikie'. Indeed, week after week, she has been involved in some kind of

Premiership Manager Caught With Pants Down

Premiership Manager Caught With Pants Down

A PREMIER League manager spent more than an hour in the company of hookers in a "Thai" vice den, Simon Dogbreath a leading gambler has his money on Avram Grant at 2/1, Gary Megson at

Newlywed Kevin Jonas Promises His Wife He Well Never Ever Play Golf

Newlywed Kevin Jonas Promises His Wife He Well Never Ever Play Golf

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The honeymooning newlywed groom Kevin Jonas, one-third of the Jonas Brothers, has made a promise to his new bride, Danielle, that he will never ever play golf. A relieved Danielle heaved

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Added: 28 December 2009


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