Stories Archive by Month - January
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Schumacher Car Modifed For New F1 Season
Michael Shoemaker has sensationally returned to Formula 1 in a bid to recapture lost glory.
Despite having a buggered neck and no real motivation, Schumacher has decided to return to the sport and take a drive
Senator Charles 'The Tumor' Schumer Bags Bigfoot On First Nebraska Hunting Trip
Career urbanite, ultra-liberal, and New York Senator Charles Schumer spoke before a group of hunters and outdoorsmen in Omaha, Nebraska in an attempt to solidy support from the over 225 million Americans that own firearms
Dog The Bounty Hunter Nabs Santa Claus!
Dwayne Chapman, aka Dog the Bounty Hunter, arrested Santa Claus today under a warranty issued by the New York City ASPCA. The rotund and merry North Pole resident went peaceably and offered no resistance.
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U.S. Releases Bernie Madoff To Libya On Compassionate Grounds
Tripoli - In a midday announcement to dumbfounded and drop-jawed members of the Washington Press Corp, White House Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, shared surprising and sudden details today, about the Obama Administration's intention to release
An Open Letter To Ed "Erectile Dysfunction" Whiteacre, Chairman of Gm
Looking for a new CEO?  GM has been run by its bean counters for more than a decade now. See how well that's worked out. Putting Henderson out to pasture was a smart move.
Everybody Loves Cheryl Cole - Official
It's finally official - everybody loves Cheryl Cole. What's not to love? She's a beautiful young lady with an endearing Geordie accent who will not sue anybody who says nice things about her.
She's a lovely
Amazing Christmas Gift! Research Reveals 3 Wise Men Gave Baby Jesus Gift of Myrrh To Prolong Life; Scientists Discover Its Amazing Cholesterol Lowering Properties.
LONDON: Scientists have made an amazing discovery regarding myrrh - one of the gifts given to the Baby Jesus by the 3 Wise Men. Myrrh, it seems was not just used as an embalming fluid
Regis Philbin Confides: Kelly Ripa May Be Out, Kate Gosselin May Be In
NEW YORK CITY - Regis Philbin's barber, Sal the Pal, has stated that Regis confided to him that he is seriously thinking of dumping little pixie Kelly Ripa and replacing her with the more younger
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