Stories Archive by Month - January
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"Im Straight" Admits Jonny Wilkinson
Jonny Wilkinson England's World Cup Hero winning Fly-half has shocked the Rugby world by admitting that he is a heterosexual.
In a statement issued by his manager Ben Dover-Backwards,Wilkinson said "Yes it's true Ive always been
Bride of "Another Discord Apology"
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Jennifer Aniston Converts To Kabbalah - After Talks With Demi Moore Cheryl Cole To Follow Suit
Jennifer Anniston will convert to the ancient Jewish mystic cult of Kabbalah after chats with Demi Moore already and enthusiastic convert.
"Recovering from her split with Brad Pitt has left the former Friends star with a
Paul Mccartney's Ex Heather Mills To Skate On Dancing On Ice
LONDON - Heather Mills, the ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney, will be one of 14 celebrity contestants competing in the 2010 edition of Dancing On Ice.
Mills received £24.3 million [$37.7 million U.S.] in her divorce
Few People Feeling Sorry For Tiger Woods
Even as the holidays are upon us, few people interviewed feel sorry for the worlds highest paid golfer Tiger Woods, according to recent opinion polls.
"He's getting laid by some of the hottest women in the
Cheryl Cole To Marry Stephen Hawking
Cheryl Cole has announced that she has a crush on egg-head spastic Stephen Hawking and wants to marry him, much to the surprise of the mongoloid Hawking who in his now trade mark punchline of
Mrs. Claus To Oprah: I Had Sex With Tiger Woods!
NORTH POLE, A.P. - Mrs. Santa Claus revealed she had a brief but fiery relationship with Tiger Woods in a tell-all interview with Oprah Winfrey today.
Mrs. Claus, a sprightly Caucasian elf who remains quite fetching
Astrologer Discovers New Sign of The Zodiac
Hester Chester, psychic and astrologer, has after years of effort discovered a new sign of the Zodiac.
'My predictions were always just a little bit off', she said. 'I knew there had to be another factor
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