Stories Archive by Month - January

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The Rehab Clinic-confined Demi Lovato Aka 'Gothic Girl' Is Allowed A One Day Outing With Her Family

The Rehab Clinic-confined Demi Lovato Aka 'Gothic Girl' Is Allowed A One Day Outing With Her Family

LOS ANGELES - Left Coast Mirror Magazine's Cashmere Cunninghaven reported that she spoke exclusively to Demi Lovato and her family during her 24-hour one day release outing. The entire family mom Dianna (two "N's") step-father Eddie

 The Spoof
Added: 29 December 2010
Study Suggests Winter Killed Off The Hippies

Study Suggests Winter Killed Off The Hippies

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Elton John Has Own Baby

Elton John Has Own Baby

Elton John is denying published reports that he is now a gay father. "Make that 'gay mother,'" the bewigged, bespectacled and gap-toothed singer asserted. The 60-year-old John explained that he was actually impregnated

 The Spoof
Added: 29 December 2010
Karl Rove, Give Senator John Cornyn An Economics Lesson

Karl Rove, Give Senator John Cornyn An Economics Lesson

LAS VEGAS - Karl, explain to Senator Cornyn that you can't have imports without exports and you can't have exports without imports, and you can't have either or without open markets, and you can't have

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 29 December 2010
Facing Fire For Fur Faux-pas, Out-foxed Mrs. Glum Bemoans Annus Furribilus Free-for-all As "Simply Not Fair"

Facing Fire For Fur Faux-pas, Out-foxed Mrs. Glum Bemoans Annus Furribilus Free-for-all As "Simply Not Fair"

It was intended to be the beginning of a new fashion trend. One that would both redeem the monarchy while extolling their frugality. But as such things are wont to do the entire

 The Spoof
Added: 29 December 2010
Dad Ozzy F****n Proud of Kelly Osbourne's Foul-mouthed Twitter Rant Against Her Ex.

Dad Ozzy F****n Proud of Kelly Osbourne's Foul-mouthed Twitter Rant Against Her Ex.

Kelly Osbourne celebrated the festive season with a full frontal, foul-mouthed tirade on Twitter against her once great love and ex-fiance. The wannabe TV star and her model-fiance Luke Worrall split in July after she

H&r Block: Never Settle For Less, Unless You Want A Ral. Because We Ain't Got 'Em.

H&r Block: Never Settle For Less, Unless You Want A Ral. Because We Ain't Got 'Em.

Multi-billion dollar clusterfk H&R Block has found that their business partners are more than willing to help them find new and better ways to fk their customers over: This year, it's HSBC, who's yanked the

Twitter Nobody Has Died - Not Adam Sandler Not Even Aretha Frankin And Who The Hell Is Herman Cain?

Twitter Nobody Has Died - Not Adam Sandler Not Even Aretha Frankin And Who The Hell Is Herman Cain?

The strangest place in the world - Twitter this week seems to have been obsessed with celebrity deaths. Firstly, Adam Sandler was supposed to have died in a snowboard accident. Then we had the news



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