Stories Archive by Month - January

Gordon Brown, Britain's last failed Prime minister and Chancellor, has been retained by Laurent Gbagbo as a post-election consultant. Gbagbo, Ivory Coast's presidential incumbent, was last night locked in discussions with Brown, considering the be...

SANTA MONICA, California - Young teenage heartthrob Selena Gomez has just informed a reporter for The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that she has had a crush on Shia LaBeouf for quite sometime. The girl who raked

"We are sick and tired," announced the Director of the CDC at a press conference in Atlanta today, "of seeing people and things -- especially Internet stories and rumors -- GOING VIRAL." He continued, "We

Startup Apps - A list to show you which startup applications are fine and which are evil. Wikileaks vs Facebook - An SNL skit. Tron Guy Denied -

Sandringham, Norfolk - (Spouse Grouse): Prince Philip's pot-shot at a stray ginger pussy is what started it, apparently. Withdrawal symptoms triggered by a dearth of seasonal game first saw the old curmudgeon resort to playing Russian

Susan Boyle, having successfully completed her obligation to sing at The Priory Clinic in London, present home of many Subo Fanatics, spoke to one of our reporters at her home in Blackburn. When asked how the

ST. BARTS, West Indies - Victoria Silvstedt, who is one of the most gorgeous models to ever come out of Sweden was having the time of her life swimming and frolicking in the warm waters

London - (In M'Lady's Chamber Mess): Waves of nausea sweeping the UK this week have been sourced to a BBC festive potboiler. NHS sources initially blamed it on Swine Flu - a highly infectious virus