Stories Archive by Month - January
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Meltingclocktimes.com Predictions For The Future 2011
MCT end of the decade prognostication for the next decade and beyond:
Meltingclocktimes.com Predictions For The Future
MCT prognostication for the next decade and beyond in the case civilization does
Jamie Oliver Wrecked My Entire Life
A horrified housewife has today revealed that Jamie Oliver wrecked her entire life. Due to an unfortunate chain of circumstances, all pertaining to Jamie's new Cook Book, she ended up with No Christmas dinner,
Susan Boyle Releases "Boyle In A Bag" Cookbook
Superstar, Susan Boyle, has released her première cook book of favourite Scottish recipes, titled "Susan Boyle's Boyle In A Bag".
Inside are 50 unique recipes to tantalise the taste buds of the discriminating Susan Boyle fan.
"You Could Not Credit It!"
It would seem that retailers Nationwide are peeing their respective pants at the copious amounts of money pouring through their swipe machines as the Nation goes sale crazy-on credit!
Reports are flooding in from across the
Happy New Year Spoken In 50 Languages By Native Speakers
As we are only conversant in a mere 40 languages we cannot vouch that each of the greetings in the accompanying video is pronounced perfectly and/or grammatically correct. And of course we don't know that
UK Winter Misery Set To Continue
The hardest winter in living memory seems set to return with a vengeance to the UK before long, writes Belinda Barrelscraper, Storm on the Cultural Horizon Correspondent.
The UK is currently enjoying a brief respite from
2010 Winter Olympics Stories - the comedy of funny olympic stories and jokes
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2010 Winter Olympics Stories - the comedy of funny olympic stories and jokes
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Added: 29 December 2010
Hm Queen's Speech: "I'm Not The Queen of A Sovereign Country Any More, Where Is King Arthur?"
Buckingham Palace, LONDON: What HM Queen Elizabeth II should have said in the Queens speech is:
"I'm a fraud. I'm not the Queen of a Sovereign Country any more as I gave our sovereignty away
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