Stories Archive by Month - January

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How Large Is Your Amygdala?

How large is YOUR amygdala? The size of your amygdala apparently determines the size of your social group. This finding is a result of an indepth study carried out by scientists in order to determine

 The Spoof
Added: 01 January 2011
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Is Snooki The Antichrist?

New York - Snooki will be dropping out of ball on New Year's Eve in Time Square. Rev. Fred Phelps said he will be protesting the event because the very nature of it means another

 The Spoof
Added: 01 January 2011
Scientific Breakthrough - Boffins Discover Guaranteed Hangover Cure

Scientific Breakthrough - Boffins Discover Guaranteed Hangover Cure

Boffins have discovered a guaranteed cure for the bane of the drinkers hobby, the dreaded hangover, as implied in the headline. Following extensive research in Cambfordbridgeoxershire University, the experts can now unveil the definative cure for...

 The Spoof
Added: 01 January 2011
Wikisquirts Release:  Source Material For The Next "Twilight" Movie "Midnight At The Oasis"

Wikisquirts Release: Source Material For The Next "Twilight" Movie "Midnight At The Oasis"

Our WikiSquirts Los Angeles Bureau has been shut down indefinitely due to some "lease" conflict so our source has relocated to Crescent City. However, our source was able to gleen from a studio lot

Barry George Bush Disgust As Failed Dando Probe Cop Gets New Year Gong From Queen

Barry George Bush Disgust As Failed Dando Probe Cop Gets New Year Gong From Queen

London - (Crimebotch): He famously nailed the Fulham weirdo without a smidgen of conventional evidence - such as a gun, a bullet or even a motive. The subsequent quashing on appeal of Barry George

Susan Boyle To Sing At Royal Wedding.  Elton John To Write Lyrics.

Susan Boyle To Sing At Royal Wedding. Elton John To Write Lyrics.

Susan Boyle has been invited to sing at the upcoming Royal Wedding in April and Sir Elton John is to write the lyrics and music for the nuptuals. It is rumoured that Elton John's son will

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A Request For Karl Rove

LAS VEGAS - Karl, make sure Sue and her family are all taken care of for the rest of their lives. That's one request. It would be improper for me to suggest ways in

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 01 January 2011
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Man Buys Last Minute Thing At 11.59pm New Year's Eve

BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - At a local PC World superstore Jack Smith was buying a 50-inch (127cm) Sony Bravia 3D just in time to beat the 1st Jan VAT rise in Britain. The VAT rise means

 The Spoof
Added: 01 January 2011


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