Stories Archive by Month - January

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Brittany Murphy Had Several Sex Tapes In The Works

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Brittany Murphy was a hardworking actress who was juggling multiple movie projects in the months leading up to her unexpected death, according to me, who is making it all up. "This is

Hospitalized Rush Limbaugh Assaulted By Patient In The Next Bed

Hospitalized Rush Limbaugh Assaulted By Patient In The Next Bed

HONOLULU - Radio political talk show host Rush Limbaugh, who was admitted into Honolulu's Good Sisters of The Coconut Hospital due to a vocal cord infection, was reportedly punched and kicked by the patient in

 The Spoof
Added: 02 January 2010
Charlie Sheen & Wife Want Reconciliation, After Fight Over Miley Cyrus

Charlie Sheen & Wife Want Reconciliation, After Fight Over Miley Cyrus

After Charlie Sheen's wife, Brooke Mueller Sheen, called police & told them that Sheen had held a knife to her throat and the police took the actor in, they now both apparently want a reconciliation. "Charlie

 The Spoof
Added: 02 January 2010
Congresswoman Dina Titus Urges Constituents To Print Their Own Money

Congresswoman Dina Titus Urges Constituents To Print Their Own Money

HENDERSON, NV - Congresswoman Dina Titus is urging her constituents to start printing their own money, saying that this will help revive the broken economy.

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 02 January 2010
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Napolitano Finds No Evidence of Her Own Competence

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 Daily Discord
Added: 02 January 2010
Kristen Stewart: Robert Pattinson Can Kiss, Or Bite, My Ass!

Kristen Stewart: Robert Pattinson Can Kiss, Or Bite, My Ass!

After Robert Pattison has been seen recently with another Twilight star, Ashley Greene, Kristen Stewart reportedly stated that Pattinson could kiss her ass. "Better yet, he can bite it." In response to the report, Pattinson was said

Miley Cyrus Stops Wearing Any Underwear. Her Boyfriend Stunned, But Happy, Stops Wearing Her Underwear Too!

Miley Cyrus Stops Wearing Any Underwear. Her Boyfriend Stunned, But Happy, Stops Wearing Her Underwear Too!

The girl voted 'most likely to be a has-been by age 21,' Miley Cyrus, has reversed her life course once again! Growing criticism about her personal life, and those nasty tabloid photos that never to

 The Spoof
Added: 02 January 2010
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Ask The Ghetto Shaman

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 Daily Discord
Added: 01 January 2010


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