Stories Archive by Month - January

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Graham Seed's Nigel Pargetter To Rise From The Dead

Graham Seed's Nigel Pargetter To Rise From The Dead

Plans are in motion for popular Radio 4 Archers character, Nigel Pargetter, to rise from the dead within a few days. BBC executives, furious with incompetent Producer Vanessa Whitburn for attempting to boost ratings by killing

 The Spoof
Added: 05 January 2011
Star Trek Captain Loses Post After Lewd Video Shown

Star Trek Captain Loses Post After Lewd Video Shown

The motto of the USS Enterprise, the vessel whose 5-year mission "to boldly go where no man has gone before", seems to have been taken all too literally, after it was announced that NASA

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Karl Rove, Make Sure Sue Lowden, Governor Jim Gibbons, And Others Get This

LAS VEGAS - Karl, make sure Sue and others get this: http://www.webcommentary.com/php/ShowArticle.php?id=andersonm&date=110103 Make sure they all get my last few (updated) on this site, too. If I'm the only one on

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 05 January 2011
Apple Signs Lindsay Lohan To Market The New Apod

Apple Signs Lindsay Lohan To Market The New Apod

Unable to keep a lid on the secretive and lucrative contract or the development of their newest product, insiders at Apple's marketing department were giddy at the opportunity to feature Ms. Lohan pitching their newest

Mark Ernst Hired As Coo of Fiserv; Insolvency Expected Within Ninety Days.

Mark Ernst Hired As Coo of Fiserv; Insolvency Expected Within Ninety Days.

Fiserv, a suicidal provider of financial services technology solutions, has appointed former H&R Block CEO Mark Ernst as executive vice president and COO. "H&R Block disclosed that... its former chairman and chief executive, Mark A.

 The Spoof
Added: 05 January 2011
Arnold Schwarzenegger To Star With Heidi Montag And Joan Rivers In "Conan The Barbarian Vs. The Plastic Vampires From Hell"

Arnold Schwarzenegger To Star With Heidi Montag And Joan Rivers In "Conan The Barbarian Vs. The Plastic Vampires From Hell"

HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that the former governor of the Left Coast state of California has just signed with Cripple Creek Films to star in Sheboygan Saddlewood's epic motion picture

 The Spoof
Added: 05 January 2011
'Famous' & 'Fearless' Discussed In Parliament

'Famous' & 'Fearless' Discussed In Parliament

The (s)hit Channel 4 TV phenomena known as Famous and Fearless was today under scrutiny in the Houses of Parliament. Two cleaners were overheard in a heated debate as to who the 'Famous' people were,

 The Spoof
Added: 05 January 2011
Ufo Lands In Hampshire Field - Aliens Get Out, Appear To Have  A Row, Then Fly Off Again

Ufo Lands In Hampshire Field - Aliens Get Out, Appear To Have A Row, Then Fly Off Again

Hampshire farmer, Ichabod Burrzeman was last night doing the rounds of his land near Odiham, when he was astonished to see a bright light in the sky - which appeared to be be coming closer,

 The Spoof
Added: 05 January 2011


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