Stories Archive by Month - January
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Karl Rove, Don't Let The Minutemen Anywhere Near Politics
LAS VEGAS - Karl, this guy has nightmares over how the Minutemen usurped the GOP. And then chased the non-Minutemen out of the party. Stop the Minutemen. I'm just now recovering over Lowden's
Unemployed Schwarzenegger Does A Stallone And Is To Star As An Oap Musclebound Conan The Barbarian!
Arnie Schwarzenegger is unemployed and Californian's are over the moon. Their latest senator was sworn in and Arnie sworn out with banana skins and rotten apples (all local products) following rapidly behind him.
Now Arnie has
Ian The-weirdo-who-nobody-likes Elected To Clear The Kitchen Before The Cleaners Come
What a treat! Political campus news from Issue 5
UK Should Brace For A New Earthquake Swarm
During the late nineties the UK was rocked repeatedly by earthquakes measuring up to four on the Richter scale, leading to the creation of the new term "Earthquake Swarm". Back then, the earthquakes were centred
Seven Mythical Creatures Dead After Botched Narnian Drone Attack
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Karl Rove, Don't Let It Be Maria Cino
LAS VEGAS - Karl, get a Bushie in there, not a Cheneyite. You got that, Karl? Karl, I understand that President Bush wasn't running the show and that's what most people don't understand.
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