Stories Archive by Month - January
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Nba Bombshell: Lebron James Is So Upset With The Cleveland Cavalier Fans That He Is Buying The Team And Moving It
MIAMI - The Miami Morning Messenger Mirror newspaper is reporting that LeBron James, of the NBA Miami Heat is reportedly so upset with the way his ex-Cleveland Cavalier fans are treating him that he is
God Visits Rain of Blackbirds On Arkansas Town - The End Times Are Beginning
Rain of Birds - On the 31 December 2010 hundreds of birds fell from the sky on to the small town of Beebe Ak. Just how this happened is unknown but some believe it was
Vatican Announces New Sex Reforms For The Church
After a six-weeks long symposium of theologians and cardinals to discuss the sexual crises in the Church, Pope Benedict, or "Eggs" to his friends, has issued a Bull in which new decrees are laid out
Beckham Bombshell - "Play Me In Goal Harry"
David Beckham wants Harry Redknapp to play him in goal. In a private memo to the Spurs boss, Beckham pleads with 'Arry to stick him between the posts so that he can set up
Cheryl Cole To Wed
Cheryl Cole, lunatic signer and hair dye scientist, has announced her intention to wed the D.E.R.E.K. 2000 - her personal Dancing Emotional Robotic Exercising KineticBot.
It is believed that she purchased the robot in
Karl Rove, This Guy Says Let The Bushies Take Over The Rnc
LAS VEGAS - Here's where Sue went wrong: She was thinking general before the primary was over, and she went on the defense rather than playing offense. She should have hammered home at Angle
"Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Is Pre-empted In Order To Show The Special "Bristol Palin Takes You On A Tour of Her New Arizona Home"
HOLLYWOOD - The executives of the TLC Network have decided to pre-empt the season finale of Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska in order to bring the American viewing public a special starring Sarah Palin's oldest daughter
Millions Set To Pull A Sicky
Experts are predicting record numbers of sicky pulling on Tuesday 4th January. For millions of lucky people, they will have enjoyed over a week of general laziness, overendulgence and farting.
But this is sadly due
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