Stories Archive by Month - January
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Gordon Ramsay's Wife, Tana, Visits Him At The Priory Clinic
This morning, Gordon Ramsay's wife, Tana, visited him at the The Priory Clinic where he is residing following his admittance. His admittance to the Clinic had been brought about as a result of his recent
Jo Yeates Lost A Sock - Pizza Denies Involvement
Jo Yeates, the posh, blonde, caucasion girl - so she gets all the media coverage by the UK Gutter Press and 24hr News Bastards, err... when they aren't covering shit stories about a few
Will And Kate's Prick-teasing, Pussy-tickling Wedding Plans
Kate Middleton's after-shag glow blinded millions of Breakfast News viewers today as she revealed more details of the coming Royal bedding.
In an effort to keep up a brave face against decapitation threats by anarchist assassins,
Daily Links - 1/6/11
Breaking Bad Habits -
May be helpful for the New YEar.
Useful Chrome Extension -
For web designers.
Intel Sucks -
Protecting movies is not my CPUs responsibility.
Dead People To Pay Vat
The Government has announced that dead people will have to pay VAT on the amount of time it takes them to decompose.
In a final attempt to balance the books, every person that dies after Wednesday
Cheryl Cole And Derek Hough - The Real Truth Behind That Kiss
As your correspondent predicted Cheryl Cole is back in the news today with the papers showing the same recent picture of her on the beach with her 'beau', dancer Derek Hough.
Romance or Fauxmance?
The rumours are
Tramps Scouring Exeter's Rubbish Mountains Lambast Jamie Oliver
Tramps scouring the many rubbish mountains that have formed across Exeter due to a lack council collections over the Christmas period have voiced outrage at the number of unwanted Jamie Oliver '30 minute cook books'
Lesbianism Blamed For Ford Jail Arson
Sussex - (Wormwood Scrubbers): Ministry of Justice bosses today blamed Ford Open Prison's openly gay woman governor for the weekend's rioting that burnt down the jail.
'Mean looking' Sharon Williams apparently sparked the blaze that caused
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