Stories Archive by Month - January
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
The Day The Blackbirds Fell Out of The Sky - The Truth Behind The Phenomenon
People world-wide are wondering just why the thousands of red-winged blackbirds fell from the sky on Arkansas a few days ago.
Stories are being fabricated as people try to understand what exactly did happen.
The answer, according
US Sheriff Blames Lindsay Lohan Battery Charger
Los Angeles - (DUI Aftershocks): Riverside Sheriff's Department said today a 'bugged' vibrator - er...cell phone! - battery charger is thought to be behind the latest Lindsay Lohan spat with rehab staff.
The actress threw a
Delinquent Equity Loan Forces Foreclosure of White House
A home equity loan taken out by Congress in 2008 for much-needed renovations to the White House has fallen seriously in default and rumors are swirling that the bank holding the loan is considering foreclosure
Pope-ye - Vatican Installs New Cctv System
In a bid to distract attention from the latest catholic headlines, which are unfortunately all sex related (and not in a good way) the Vatican has unveiled its new hi-tech CCTV system 'Pope-ye'.
Its designer, coincidentally
Weather Balloon Blamed For Deaths of 4,000 Arkansas Birds
Cracked Corn, AR - A lone weather balloon has been blamed for the mystery deaths of 4,000 birds in Arkansas. Government scientists believed the balloon 'probably scared the birds to death'. The same
Karl Rove, I So Despise Nativism
LAS VEGAS - That's why I found myself wrestling with Alex Jones and whether or not to say he was good or evil. Obviously, given certain circumstances, it's hard for me to know what
Karl Rove, I Figured It Out
LAS VEGAS - The real Bushies are the good ones. The Ron Paulistas had it all backwards. It just took me this long to figure this one out in its entirety. O'Donnell
Solar Eclipse Claims Shah of Persia Son Suicide
Boston, Massachusetts - (Lunacies): Ten years ago an eclipsed full moon snaffled up the life of his drug addict sister Leila - in a seedy London hotel overdose.
Today another powerful celestial aspect has seen the
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The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their endeavours. Which is a bit sad,......
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